History is being made every day, every hour, every minute, every...you get my drift.  So, what I just typed is 'history', so how far do I take it back.  This first one came out of road rage.  Why don't we guys stop and ask for directions?

 

 This one is an inside joke with one of my ex-girlfriends.  Laugh it up, Beth!

I've attemptd the Atkins diet again and again.  And, all I have to say is, "Atkins is dead, pass the rolls". A friend of mine has a bar in town, and his brother-in-law owns a handful of Subways sub saloons.  He told me the actual geeko, Jared, was in town doing some promos for his stores.  Afterwards he took Jared to the bar, and the nerd ate like a friggin' cow. That's when the idea for this toon popped in there.

I was originally going to draw a HISTORY BLUFF with the famous quote, " THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" but I didn't want to go there.  So, I got my mind out of the gutter and produced a more rated G version.

After the Jared toon, I got hungry so I went to a drive thru.  Had to listen to some zit faced punk's Alfalfa crackling voice over that darn speaker.  Everything is a toon to me. I came up with a few variations on this one.  But here is the finished product.  I put Tricky Dick in there cause he was prez when I was born.  You know, the original one I drew, with the customer shoving that speaker up the cashier's ass would have been funnier, now that I think about it.